Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Vegemite

Does Australia have its own cuisine? Or at least its own foods? In fact the only one I can think of is called Vegemite. So what is it? It's a Nutella-looking spread for your toasts that is as unique, as rich and as surprising as Australian fauna. But hold on, you've gotta be careful when you first taste it! You'd better read this post first!

How to taste Vegemite for the very first time

Typical scenario
Your very good Australian friend keeps talking about this fantastic thing, as huge part of true Aussie culture as stubby holders, to the point where you just have to try it. So he or she gives you the magical jar containing this divine food with a simple instruction: "Spread it on a toast! That's the best way". And so you do, you warm up your toast, take a generous amount of Vegemite and put it on your toast in a half-inch thick layer. Then the most exciting part comes, you're about to taste it! Expecting sweet Nuttela-like taste, you don't hesitate and bite as much of your toast off as you can. And suddenly, your face turns into an awful grimace expressing mixture of endless surprise, disgust and pain! You definitely didn't expected THIS, right? The content of your mouth together with the rest of your toast (if there is any) fly into a rubbish bin and you are done with Vegemite for the rest of your life. What a loss, what an unnecessary inconvenience! Your life can't be considered complete without Vegemite! But your life can be saved thanks to this blog. Keep on reading.

Recommended procedure
1. warm up your toast
2. put generous amount of BUTTER on your toast. You see how the toast beautifully soaks all the butter like a thirsty alcoholic her morning beer? Wonderful! You are on a good way to complete your masterpiece!
3. spread VERY VERY thin layer of Vegemite on your buttery toast
4. eat your toast without fear! Enjoy every bite! Bon appetit!
5. make another 5 Vegemite toasts and eat them all!


7 comments:

  1. Hey dude ! Watsup ? I am following your blog and it seems that your really enjoy your trip in aussie ! Nice to know ! Have you plans for the future ? Just enjoying your trip there and see where it leads to ?
    See Ya

    Nico Amsterdam roommate

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  2. Hey,


    It describes well how my life fell in pieces when I tasted Vegemite at the first time. Since then my soul cannot rest, I am afraid each and every corner there might be some Vegemite waiting for me to be eaten. What a painful experience exactly the way you described it… I cannot see how butter could cure my pain
    Bernadett

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  3. Ha Ha Lukas,

    Loved this one. We used to get our friends to eat vegemite when we had just come to Holland. They also thought wow this looks like Nutella and we said nothing. So they did exactly the same as you did expecting a nice sweet spread and wow did we have a good laugh when they took a bite. so absolutely recognisable your experience with Vegemite. As many other Australians I was brought up with Vegemite on toast. An acquired taste! And no nothing like Nutella. Now we always warn people if they want a taste that it is not sweet but savoury. And we always have several pots of Veggie here at home. One of the things we always buy when in Oz.
    have a great time.
    Guess you are in Tassie now?
    Any idea when you will return to Europe? or just going with the flow.
    Seems you are half Oz now yourself!
    Jo-Ann

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  4. haha, thanks for your comments! as for my return to Europe, i can't see it any soon, yet (unless some bureaucratic hand drags me there)... There is still a fair bit of Oz waiting for me, then New Zealand (i'll probably have to get a job there and settle down a bit to refill my funds) and then finally Asia!!! i'm also more and more tempted to do some bigger sailing trip, so we'll see... anyway, thanks for following my adventures, hope you're all doing great!

    L.

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  5. hahaha
    that made me laugh
    It was nice to see your dedication to the Australian cuisine!
    Best of luck on your future endeavours!
    Kristen :)

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  6. Hi... surfing by, Wing Chun is our common link... if ever you're coming to Lake Wanaka NZ, stop by and there's a meal waiting for you after we do some training together!

    Peace.
    Waz
    www.amigoscafe.co.nz
    PS vegemite RULZ!

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  7. Hi Waz, thanks for offer - I'll let you know once i'm there (in fact, I plan to go to NZ after australia)!!! :-)

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