Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Vegemite

Does Australia have its own cuisine? Or at least its own foods? In fact the only one I can think of is called Vegemite. So what is it? It's a Nutella-looking spread for your toasts that is as unique, as rich and as surprising as Australian fauna. But hold on, you've gotta be careful when you first taste it! You'd better read this post first!

How to taste Vegemite for the very first time

Typical scenario
Your very good Australian friend keeps talking about this fantastic thing, as huge part of true Aussie culture as stubby holders, to the point where you just have to try it. So he or she gives you the magical jar containing this divine food with a simple instruction: "Spread it on a toast! That's the best way". And so you do, you warm up your toast, take a generous amount of Vegemite and put it on your toast in a half-inch thick layer. Then the most exciting part comes, you're about to taste it! Expecting sweet Nuttela-like taste, you don't hesitate and bite as much of your toast off as you can. And suddenly, your face turns into an awful grimace expressing mixture of endless surprise, disgust and pain! You definitely didn't expected THIS, right? The content of your mouth together with the rest of your toast (if there is any) fly into a rubbish bin and you are done with Vegemite for the rest of your life. What a loss, what an unnecessary inconvenience! Your life can't be considered complete without Vegemite! But your life can be saved thanks to this blog. Keep on reading.

Recommended procedure
1. warm up your toast
2. put generous amount of BUTTER on your toast. You see how the toast beautifully soaks all the butter like a thirsty alcoholic her morning beer? Wonderful! You are on a good way to complete your masterpiece!
3. spread VERY VERY thin layer of Vegemite on your buttery toast
4. eat your toast without fear! Enjoy every bite! Bon appetit!
5. make another 5 Vegemite toasts and eat them all!


Stubby holders

What is the most typical symbol of Australia? Uluru? Opera House in Sydney? Kangaroo? Boomerang? Didgeridoo? No no no! None of those!!! It's a stubby holder! They are everywhere, everybody uses them and you can buy them at every corner. And they ARE pretty useful - nothing in the world is better than a bottle of ice-cold Coopers Pale Ale! But how do you want to keep the right temperature of the beer in a normal 50℃ summer day? That's right, use a stubby holder!


Machinarium

The creators of two brilliant flash point and click games Samorost 1 and Samorost 2, a Czech independent game development studio Amanita Design, finally released their new game Machinarium (they actually did so already in October). It took them 3 years to complete it and you can see that the game is much more complex than its predecessors. I bought it straight away and played it with Julian, my german house mate in Freo. It took us around 2 days to complete it and we were absolutely blown away by its visual perfection, attention to detail, fantastic creativity and amazing soundtrack.

So, what are you waiting for? Go and try out the demo or rather buy it straight away (it's only $20) and support these extremely talented artists from Amanita Design Studio, so that they can come up with another mind-blowing game!

Some tips for great Aussie music and movies

Australia produces an incredible number of amazing artists as well as some great films. Here are some I've got to know and like very much. Check them out!

Music

The Cat Empire (wikipediamyspace) - my absolutely favourite Aussie band. Very melodic mix of various styles. Check out my favourite song: Lonely Moon

Tijuana Cartel (myspace) - wonderful energetic band, they played in Freo twice and I had to go to both of the gigs.

The Beards (myspace) - hilarious band from Adelaide with phenomenal lead singer, all of their songs (2 albums by now) are exclusively only about beards.

Hilltop Hoods (wikipediamyspace) - brilliant hip-hoppers from Adelaide. Listen to my favourite song: The Nosebleed Section

The Beautiful Girls (wikipediamyspace) - mostly roots music. My favourite track: Learn Yourself

Rogerthat (wikipediamyspace) - I actually saw those guys back in Amsterdam. They are cool.

The Spooky Men's Chorale (wikipediamyspace) - I got to know them thanks to Andy, my current host here in Tassie. They're brilliant! Absolutely hilarious!

And as an extra, here's my favourite kiwi band:

Fat Freddy's Drop (wikipedia) - awesome band, check out my favourite tune: Ernie

Movies

The Castle (wikipediaimdb) - absolute must see! A classic amongst Aussie comedies.

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (wikipediaimdb) - great movie that takes place in Australian outback and Alice Springs (as well as Coober Pedy, for example)

Lantana (wikipediaimdb) - pretty good drama

Wolf Creek (wikipediaimdb) - scary as shit, especially for backpackers traveling in Oz...

Van Diemen's Land (wikipediaimdb) - quite interesting movie about an escape of a group of prisoners to a rain forrest in Tasmania. Involves cannibalism... Saw it in a cinema in Perth.

And two pieces I haven't seen yet but am keen on doing so as soon as possible:

Rabbit Proof Fence (wikipediaimdb)

Ten Canoes (wikipediaimdb)

A few West and East Macdonnells tips

You've gotta go there!

Hola hola, I'm back! Right now in Woodbridge near Hobart (Tasmania), getting ready for my travel up north with Andy, a guy I'm staying at. And guess what! Andy's father is a great climber who basically explored all major northern climbing areas and wrote a number of topos and guides about them!!! So, I'm finally gonna climb, woo hoo!!!

Anyway, I've got a bit of a time before we take off, so I'm gonna add a couple of perhaps useful information about West and East Macdonnell Ranges (around Alice Springs), mostly for those who might visit them sometime.

West Macdonnells

I start with West Macdonnells, because I know them better - I visited them three times. Last time with Sebastian for 3-day trip. We camped at 2 mile (free) camping ground, which is absolutely beautiful and highly recommended place to spend a night. 2 mile is located near Glen Helen Gorge, right next to Finke river. When you drive down the Namatjira Drive, after you pass the Glen Helen Resort turn off, look for a small unsealed turn off on your right-hand side. Ideally you should have a 4WD car to get there but we managed to do it with a Yaris :-)



There is also a nice lookout over the whole 2 mile area, you just have to drive a bit further down the road and take another right-hand side turn off. From there, you can also enjoy beautiful sunsets and views over the Mt Sonder. By the way, Mt Sonder looks like a lying pregnant woman, with her hand placed on the upper part of her belly.



After hanging out at Glen Helen Gorge - there is a wonderful large waterhole there, ideal place for swimming (and traversing the rocks above the water) - we visited Ochre Pits. Ochre Pits serves as a significant source of ochre for aboriginal people. The ochre here has wide range of colours, which is ideal for preparing (by mixing with animal fat) colours for art and ceremonies.



Our last stop was Serpentine Gorge. Serpentine Gorge is a large serpentine-shaped gorge with a waterhole at its entrance. The whole place is sacred and used to serve as a very important source of water. Moreover there is a number of scarce species of fauna and flora, so you're are absolutely not allowed to swim there.



We were lucky enough that the water level of the waterhole was more than 2 metres below its normal, so we could climb over the pond and get inside the gorge. We walked all the way to the end of the gorge and to our great surprise, we found a very narrow chasm and a huge waterhole right at the end! The waterhole is much bigger than the one at the entrance, so one can guess that this one can preserve even during really bad dry periods. So obviously, it must be very sacred. I was incredibly tempted to jump in and swim through the chasm to see what's behind. But the genius loci of the whole place was very strong and I felt really strange, so I didn't dare to jump in the water. Sebastian confirmed he had the same feelings. The place was kind of spooky and earned great respect of both of us. Very interesting experience, another prove how strong place Central Australia is.



If you ever visit Serpentine Gorge, don't forget to climb up to the lookout! You'll certainly enjoy spectacular views over the gorge and surrounding ranges, you can trust me!



East Macdonnells

I made a 2-day hitch-hiking trip there with a belgian friend of mine, Nouna and to be honest, it's not as spectacular as its western counterpart but if you have a spare day or two, it's certainly well worth visiting too. You can just drive down Ross Highway and visit all the places one after another (Emily Gap, Jessie Gap, Corroborree Rock, Trephina Gorge). Unfortunately, we couldn't get further behind Ross River Resort because we didn't have a 4WD. But we did do the job and walked extra 5 km (in the middle of the day, I'll never learn...) to get to John Hayes Rockhole. There is a free camping ground and if you're about spending a night in East Macdonnells, this is the place to go (although you have to either walk or have 4WD again)! The place is near Trephina Gorge, in fact it's an unsealed left-hand side turn off more or less in the middle of the road that leads to Trephina Gorge.



To finish the post, here is a useful tip for hitch-hikers: take a blond chick wearing a short skirt for your hitching adventures and you won't even need to thumb! Which leads me to an idea of purchasing a long blond wig and a short skirt for myself. I bet I won't even need to shave my legs! I'll keep you updated with the results of testing this method, so stay tuned!